11.Sep.2011 BEWARE
After making several somewhat tasteless hats for myself and others, my girl has finally come up with a design that is well suited to my courtly countenance. I took this opportunity to remind my girl that I need more rope halter sets with which to coordinate my outfits, but she just reminded me of my [...]
26.May.2011 I Won’t Stand for This
My girl tells me that I need some dental work. How ridiculous! My teeth are gorgeous. Just because I’m missing a couple of them, and I drool a little, she’s making a big deal out of it. She says regardless of how great my teeth actually are, I still need to see the dentist occasionally. [...]