Archive for the "Presents" Category

18.Dec.2011 Happy Holidays

We had our photoshoot for our anual holiday card and, really, all I can say is that I am really disappointed with my photographer/girl this year. The lighting and locations were all wrong, my costuming was terrible, and really my girl is lucky that I didn’t walk out on the whole thing. Nonetheless, Salem and [...]

25.Nov.2011 My Birthday and Other National Holidays

It has been so long since my last post… I’m really not even sure how anyone was able to stand it! If there is anyone to blame for this terrible injustice placed upon the world, it is my girl. Because despite my many polite pleas for an Apple iPad, she has yet to bring me [...]

11.Sep.2011 BEWARE

After making several somewhat tasteless hats for myself and others, my girl has finally come up with a design that is well suited to my courtly countenance. I took this opportunity to remind my girl that I need more rope halter sets with which to coordinate my outfits, but she just reminded me of my [...]

30.Jul.2011 Thoroughbred in The Kitchen

Since it’s summer, I thought that I would share the recipe for my world famous Cold Alfalfa Soup! It is a cool, refreshing snack — perfect for when dry alfalfa is just a bit too heavy.   Cold Alfalfa Soup Recipe Plan to prepare your soup in the morning on the day that you wish [...]

18.Jul.2011 Unsurprisingly, I Have Inspired a Fashion Line.

My apologies for announcing the winner of the contest a bit late. As you can imagine, my weekends are extremely busy. It is a full-time job making sure that my girl does all of my shopping and cleaning correctly — between that and my spa treatments, my weekends become very hectic. For some reason, my [...]

03.Jul.2011 Proudly Making America More Beautiful with My Presence

REMINDER! To enter for your chance to win an Eagle t-shirt, simply leave a comment on any of my entries. Be sure to use your name and e-mail address in your contact information. The names will be written on pieces of paper, mixed and chosen randomly. The results will be announced JULY 18th. Happy 4th of July! [...]

28.Apr.2011 Hatastrophe!

REMINDER! To enter for your chance to win the Yes To Carrots gift set, simply leave a comment on any of my entries. Be sure to use your name and e-mail address in your contact information. The names will be written on pieces of paper, mixed and chosen randomly. The results will be announced MAY 3rd [...]

22.Apr.2011 Gift Gaffes

REMINDER! To enter for your chance to win the Yes To Carrots gift set, simply leave a comment on any of my entries. Be sure to use your name and e-mail address in your contact information. The names will be written on pieces of paper, mixed and chosen randomly. The results will be announced MAY 1ST. [...]