14.Aug.2011 Disobeying “KEEP OFF GRASS” Signs Since 1983
I imagine that you have been wondering what I have been doing to occupy my time this Summer. Somehow between my cooking, egg raising, stall decorating and making sure my girl stays busy, I have been making time to visit the local park.
Salem and I volunteering our services of grounds maintenance.
For some completely absurd and most likely discriminatory reason, we are not allowed in the playground of this park. Salem and I want to have slide races, but we are going to have to plan to get to the park early next time so that there is no one around to rudely prevent our playground fun.
As you likely surmised from my previous entry, I have also befriended a couple of chickens.
Her foot is blurred in dance.
Freckles, my favorite chicken, does an excellent job in cleaning my stall. She fluffs my bedding for me and helps me organize my hay. Additionally, she is an excellent dancer:
* CHICKEN DANCE. CHICKEN DANCE. WE’RE DOING IT FROM STALL TO STALL *
Incidentally, I have agreed to be her manager in order to raise money to buy myself my own mini pony. So if you would like a dancing chicken for your next party or event, please contact me and we will talk numbers.