22.Apr.2011 Gift Gaffes
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My girl has been awfully excited lately about the arrival of what she claimed were gifts for me. Naturally I assumed the gifts would be edible, or some sort of attractive hat that I could wear to impress all of my associates. Well the day finally came, and my girl arrived with a freshly opened box and a smile of questionable intent. Impress my associates? HA!
Who am I going to impress with waterbottle shoulder-pads? I mean really, sometimes a horse just has to put his hoof down. Repeatedly. She also got me a new cantlebag, which has even more waterbottles! I’m about one farmer’s tan away from having a Big Gulp full of Mountain Dew strapped to my withers.
… Still, upon closer look at the drink holster breast collar, the rest of it is pretty nice. The leather and the hardware are of nice quality, and I suppose it’s true that my coat is so slick and shiny that sometimes my saddle slips back. There are some downsides to beauty. Do you really think that I get away with being this handsome without any repercussions?
Chest shot! I’ll see how long I can have this picture online before it attracts so much web traffic that I have to pull it down.
- P.S. The waterbottle Aussie breast collar can be found here!